Hey there, guys! I’m pretty tired right now, but I still managed to put this up on time. Now, I leave you all and go to bed.
HI GUYS! Here’s chapter 11! And thanks for the CONSTRICTIVE criticism Cakez but I don’t need a Beat Reader.
Constrictive criticism? Are you sure you don’t want constructive criticism? Constrictive criticism sounds really painful.
Also, you don’t need a reader who’s going to beat up your fanfiction. You just need a Beta Reader.
Reveiw and I’ll give you a Tallest!
“One does not simply give a Tallest.”
Oh come on! You’re going to beat on this Tallest, too!? Oh well, a lot better than Purple, I guess.
I was so happy Landia was tall now.
Hey, could you tell me who isn’t? Just me? You guys don’t know what you’re missing out on…
It would make the transition to me and her being the tallest a lot easyer. All I had to do was get Purple out of the pictuer and then I’d be all alone with Landia.
Oh yeah, and how are you going to do that? I’d like to see you try.
I had Gre make a poison in secret that I was gonna sneak into Purple’s after snack sncak.
Hey, I have an important question to ask. Was it a snack?
It would only take seconds for him to die but I would have to do it after Landia’s coronation ceremony so she could be Tallest. I waited until the day of the corounation and as soon as Landia was the queen I sneaked the poisin into Purple’s snack and handed it to him.
I wonder of Landia got to keep her third finger when she became Tallest. I think she did. You know, because she’s a Sue. And author, if you kill Purple, SO FUCKING HELP ME…
He took a bite and stared choking. I quietly laughed and Purple fell over dead. Landia gasped and ran over to me.
Yay, he’s dead! That means he doesn’t have to suffer from character derailment anyone.
And you guys thought I was gonna freak out.
U MAD, AUTHOR?
“Is he going to be alright?” She asked hugging my arm.
“Why yes, yes he is, sweet Landia. Just give us a minute to CREMATE him and we’ll all be back together in no time! In the meantime though, how about we head over to my bedroom and let me rape you in a casual manner.”
I tried not to laugh and went over and checked his pulse. There wasn’t one.
Yeah, that’s a part of what happens when you die. It’s pretty common really…
“I’m sorry Landia but he’s dead.” I said putting on a fake sad face. She started crying and I went over to comfort her.
THIS IZ SO SAD U GUYZ. IMMA CRYIN SO BAD RITE NAO!
She put her head on my shoulder and i buried my face in her hair and pretended to cry. Some guards came in and took Purple’s body away.
“Would you like us to figure out why he died?” One of them asked as me and Landia were sitting on the couch.
“No. Just make sure he gets cremated and thrown out the airlock.” I said wrappig my arms around Landia. After a while everyone left and we were alone together.
And you said that in front of Landia why? Are you even more of an idiot than Purple?
“I’m sorry about what happened to Purple.” I lied running my claws through her hair.
“It’s okay. Three tallests would have been too many anyway.” She said smiling a little.
I really wish Landia was the one thrown out of the airlock instead.
I smiled and pulled her up on my lap. I pulled her face up to mine and kissed her softly. She kissed me back and put her head on my shoulder.
Wow Red. You pedophile.
“I always liked you better anyway.” She said kissing my neck and pulling me up off the couch and leading me to her bedroom.
Why? Because he’s a better pimp than Purple? Y U KILL PURPLE 4!?