Well guys, we’ve made it! The last two chapters oh All About Is and you’re finally going to get them. After this, I’ll go work on that review for Dib Other Sister, probably. For now though, just sit back and enjoy the ride.
So today will sort of be like a double update. You’ll get both Chapter 10 AND 11 today (absolutely free).
Not exactly fucked but…
guess who left a “beautifully well-written” comment on my blog?
So “blood.red.moonbeam” found my MST of this last night and had this to say about it:
GOD! WHy does everuyone have to picak on me because my Im a better writr than theya re! Jus t because you suck atr writng doesn’t mean you have thew rigth to go and mesa wioth it!!! FUCXK OFFF! Your probaly not even prety! Youre probaly jsut some some stupi d ugly loser who sit in the basemant al day pichking on people beccadse theyr beter than you!! Leavaev my story along you mean jelous BITCH!!
How about we go and dissect this PAINFULLY piece by piece.
GOD! WHy does everuyone have to picak on me because my Im a better writr than theya re!
I know right? It must be hard to “write” like the way you do. I could totally see the pain
Jus t because you suck atr writng doesn’t mean you have thew rigth to go and mesa wioth it!!! FUCXK OFFF! Your probaly not even prety!
Hey kid, leave looks out of this, would you? We’re dealing with writing, not how much make-up you like to cake yourself in. Make-up is bad for your skin anyway. And if you’re talking about my username, I didn’t call myself “Prettydog” because I think I’m pretty. It’s my username for a completely different reason that is confidential.
Anyway, so how is your sex life?*shot*
Also, a little Spanish lesson for you. “Mesa” means table. So I tabled around with your fic? What?
Youre probaly jsut some some stupi d ugly loser who sit in the basemant al day pichking on people beccadse theyr beter than you!!
Oh well, it’s a lot better than polluting the planet with bad writing.
And for the record, I HAVE NO BASEMENT.
Leavaev my story along you mean jelous BITCH!!
Hey look, you managed to spell a swear word right. Congratulations.
I wonder if she’s done this to any other people who are MSTing the fic because I know there’s at least one other person MSTing this. I’m not sure about the website but I found it in one of the fanfiction reviews last week. The person’s a really great MSTer too. I don’t see why the author just happened to pick on mine and not theirs. Maybe I’ll go ask the MSTer when I get the chance.
Okay guys, I’m really sad so I’m going to cry over this review and how badly written it is.
U MAD, LANDIA?
You guys must be mad at me. I spent most of this week on an RPing site instead of working on MST’s :’C
Oh well, here you go though! BE HAPPY YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER WEEK! >:3
Wow, I’m really glad I didn’t start MSTing the next story because this next chapter made the story worse.
Well, it’s been a month since I last updated (mainly because of school and lack of creativity) but now I’m back and an currently planning on putting things up more frequently on other than Friday until School starts up again.
So just to recap, the last chapter was about our yearning to be an ocean goddess “goff”, Landia, who just got kidnapped by Zim and her own sister (for no legitimate reason), turned into an Irken, forced to fall in love with Zim, and is now human, AGAIN.
And that’s basically everything exciting that happened over the last three chapters.
AN: Sorry for not updating. I’ve been having a hard time with itdotn’s comment and I’m gonna say someything to him/her.
In case your wondering, this was his comment:
“HAHAHA! This is great! I’ve never read a better trollfic! And don’t tell me you aren’t, because this fic is so spectacularly horrid that there’s no way in the sweet name of Nirvana you can’t be trolling. Nice job you wonderful troll you.”
1: First off it’s not a trollfic. ONly trolls write those and I’m too pretty to be a troll.
Nah that’s a myth. Pretty people could be trolls, too.
(Just to let you guys know, I was going to put up a picture of what she thought a troll looked like but WordPress got it all pixelated when I uploaded it.)
2: IT’s not a bad fic. Proof: all the good comments I’ve goten.
Yeah, from your friends.
3: If you don’t like it then wh y bother reading it?
Because it’s funny. Right, Mr. Stuffy?
Mr. Stuffy: ….
And this time I’m not updating again until I get five good reveiws!
Five reviews, huh?
My Immortal, anyone?
Oh no! The Dib! THE DIB!!
I was so happy that Landia had freed me and wasn’t irken anymore. Id still love her if she was thiough.
“after I expose her and Zim.”
We got to the dance and sneaked off to a corner f the gym.
Looks like the “o” in “of” didn’t make it to the dance yet.
“Are you alright, Landia.” the word rolled off my tounge like silk over skin.
Which word. You said about 4 of them. Don’t tell me that they all rolled off of your “tongue”.
She nodded and put her head on my shoulder. I smiled and held her hands. After a while we got up and danceed for a while.
“And after we “danced”, we went back to the corner to snuggle and say really OOC things to each other.”
And after we danced we went back to sitting in the corner.
Hey, I just said that…well…sort of.
We talked for a while and eventually we went outside. It was a warm summer night and the full moon was shineing down on the field next to the skool. Landia laughed and we danced a bit more. When we got bored of dancing we lie down in the grass and talked about Zim.
“I hope he doesn’t find us.” Landia said in a semi-scared voice.
Isn’t that called “worrying”?
“Don’t worry. I’ll protect you if he does.” I said hugging her.
See? Dib knows what worrying is.
She laughed and stared up at the moon and after a while closed her eyes. Not long after that a lady all dressed in silver came from the moonbeams. I knew this was the goddess of the moon and I didn’t know why she was there but I knew it had to be something to do with Landia.
Did anyone remember back in chapter 1 where Landia wished to become an ocean goddess.
She nodded in my direction and walked over to Landia and thouched her on her head. Landia opened her eyes and looked up at the goddess.
“Hello my little girl my daughter Landia goddess of the OCeans.” the goddess said watching Landia git up off the grounds.
Besides being redundant, she tells Landia that she’s not an ocean goddess, but an OCean goddess instead. Emphasis on “OC”. GEDDIT?
God, I’m not funny today.
“Am I reaally your daughter?” Landia adked jumping aroond.
Nope. I lied.
‘Yes. And since you’r old enough to have your powers back I came to give them to you.” the goddess said touching Landia’s forhead.
What do you mean she’s old enough to have her powers back, I mean look at her. She can’t even write a sentence without there being some spelling, grammar, or puntuation mishap.
There was a bright flash and when it was gone Landia stood there looking more beautiful thewn ever.
Of course she did.
Her features hade become even more beautiful if that was even possible
You already said she was beautiful. You don’t need to say it again.
and she had on a long dark blue dress with lots of crisscrossing pearls on it. The goddess of the moon left and Landia walked over tome.
So she could walk over tome now? Interesting.
By the way, what is tome, Dib? Would you care to tell us?
“Dib let’s go! I’m a goddes now let’s go defeat Zim.” She said walking off towards Zims street. I followed her and got ready to kill my worst enemy.
OH EEM JEE THAT WUS SO INTENSE. I DID NAWT KNOW SHE WUZ GONNA BECOM A GOODNESS. I HOPE SHE LIVES EVEN THOUGH IN MY MIND I KNOW SHE’S GPING TO LIVE ANYWAY BECAUSE SHE IS SUPAH KEWL AN LIKES DIB LIKE MEEEEE!!!!
I’d post that as a review so we could get a quicker update but that’d be too harsh. Instead I’m going to stand still and lay down in front of a rocket.
So who’s excited for another chapter because I’m not!
AN: WOO! *Hands out all the Zims and Dibs* Thanks for all the awesome sauce reveiws guys! Reveiw this time and you’l get a megadoomer!
And where exactly are you getting these things from?
Also, I asked for a Zim to go, but he never left apparently.
I don’t why I was suddenly so inlove with Zim. Was it because I was an Irken now?
How does Landia even know Zim’s race? Is it because Zim was so “in love” with Landia that he just couldn’t stop talking about making her Irken?
IT might have something to do with the suff he made me drink but I don’t know.
What do you think that “suff” was, Landia? He wants to have sex with you!
“I love you Zim!” I yelled wrapping my arms around him. He grabbed my wrists and pulled me baak.
“Promise me you’lk never leave me.” he said in a smooth and sexyy voice. “Irken promise me.”
Promise me that you’ll clean up my vomit, no IRKEN PROMISE me!
“Whats an Irken promise?” i asked brushing a strand of hair out of my eyes.
That’s what I want to know!
“An Irken promise is a promise between two Irkens that means they’ll always love eachother. It’s the Irken equivalent of getting married. It’s illeagal among the common sheep Irkens but two defectives like us can make all the Irken promises we want.” Zim whispered exictedly. But I wasn’t do happy.
I’m not “do” happy either. Irken promises sounded cool but with Zim explaining it the way he did makes it sound like complete B.S. to me.
“I’m a defective.” I wailed.
“But if you translate it right. defective just means unique.” Zim smiled and I stopped crying and kissed him.
No, it means abomination and destructive among the Irken empire.
“Oh Zim I Irken promise to never leave you.” Zim held me tight and I let the romance wash over me like a tidal wave.
“I Irken promise to never leave you to my beautiful Landia.” Zim said kissing me. “Now let’s get you a disguise so you can bled in with the humans and go to the skool dance with me my love.” I nodded and after my new hologram disguise was done we went shopping to find me a new dress for the dance. We’d been searching around for hours when I found the perfect dress. It was a long gown that was black with a dark blue and diamond studded net over the skirt and a dark blue corset on top with a lot of whispy silver designs on it.
No one cares about what the dress looks like.
I tried it on and It fit perfectly and we bought it and left. When Saturday finally arrived I was feeling weird about Zim, the love I felt wasn’t real. I told zzim about it and he just kissed me and ignored it. Right before we went to the dance I went down into the lab and looked at all the different chemicals. I found a green one and took a sip. I looked down at my hands and watech them turn back into human hands and I looked up to see Dib sitting in a cage. I walked over to the cage and unlocked it. dib jumped out and hugged me.
Did anyone find this paragraph fascinating and shocking because I found it to be boring.
“I knew you’d come for me.’ he said kissing me. I nodded and we snuck out of zims base and off to the dance.
And then Zim died from losing his precious Mary-Sue.
Reveiw for the megadoomers!